# ainsa bhi hota hai !

Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child.. : “How old are you ?”

Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18…!!!
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inspired by Tejpal – “Untimely ERECTION of ur ORGAN can bring down the ORGANIZATION you ERECTED!!!.”

What do you call a person who tries to get friendly too quickly?

A: Tej-pal

“Judge saab, anticipatory bail chahiye”..
“Lekin tumne kiya kya hai”…
“Nayi secretary rakhi hai mylord”.

Salman khan quoted that he is still a virgin on Karan’s talk show…… The Bachchans celebrated this news!

https://i.imgur.com/gallery...Wj

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

Good One Barood Bhai

People run away as Turkish riot policemen fire tear gas on Taksim square on June 11, 2013. Turkish police fired massive volleys of tear gas and jets of water to disperse thousands of anti-government demonstrators in Istanbul’s Taksim Square on June 11, after earlier apparently retreating, an AFP reporter saw. The gas sent the crowd scrambling, raising tensions on a 12th day of violence after Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan warned he had ‘no more tolerance’ for the mass demonstrations

Rescue workers breaking away bits of a pipe to remove a newborn baby boy stuck inside in the city of Jinhua

Football superstar David Beckham® falls down after illustrating how to take a free kick during a visit to the Zall Football Club in Wuhan.

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Dove Real Beauty Sketches

Chances are, you’ll take a second look in the mirror after you watch this.
Your self-confidence shouldn’t be dependent on how attractive other people find you, but … because I know I would have reacted the same way if I’d been part of this project, I’ll get down off my high horse just long enough to say, “Ladies, we really need to stop being so hard on ourselves!”

Soon, taste your favourite food online!

Read more at:
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow…

Bet you never thought of this

New treatment for sunburn

A guy visiting Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, ’What good will Viagra do for him, doctor’?

The doctor replied: ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.’