Blonde Joke

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid so, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said…

(You’ll love this…)

(I know you will…)

“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”

https://i.imgur.com/gallery...0r

A Saudi tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in Dubai & orders a top floor suite.

The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression, he asked her:

You said their will be a free wife in every room why I have not got mine.

The receptionist says:“It is Wi-Fi sir, not wife.”

s_u_r wrote:

Chilly Chicken

wonderful

Hijab

Body Paint by a 19 year old girl from Japan.

खबर हैं कि मनमोहन सिंह को विश्व का सबसे शक्तिशाली सरदार घोषित
किया गया हैं | बस अब मायावती को विश्व सुंदरी , राहुल को बुद्धिमान
नेता व इशांत को बेस्ट बॉलर का खिताब मिल जाए तो मैं चैन की मौत मर
सकता हूँ

I’m desperately trying to find out those 4 ppl who were interested in my life, When mom kept saying Chaar log dekhenge to kya bolenge!!

If Columbus had a Gujarati wife, he could never discover America because
Kya chalya?
Koni jode?
Kevi rite jav cho?
Su shodhva niklya?
Ahiyaa nahi male su?
Hammesha tamarej kem javanu?
Hu ghare ekli su karis?
Dostaro to saathe hasej ne?
Hu pan aavu?
Mane mari mummy na ghare muki jao.. pachi jav!!!

COLUMBUS: Tel leva gayu saalu javuj nathi!

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

खबर हैं कि मनमोहन सिंह को विश्व का सबसे शक्तिशाली सरदार घोषित
किया गया हैं | बस अब मायावती को विश्व सुंदरी , राहुल को बुद्धिमान
नेता व इशांत को बेस्ट बॉलर का खिताब मिल जाए तो मैं चैन की मौत मर
सकता हूँ

good one

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

खबर हैं कि मनमोहन सिंह को विश्व का सबसे शक्तिशाली सरदार घोषित
किया गया हैं | बस अब मायावती को विश्व सुंदरी , राहुल को बुद्धिमान
नेता व इशांत को बेस्ट बॉलर का खिताब मिल जाए तो मैं चैन की मौत मर
सकता हूँ

noble peace prize bhool gaye 3000 logo ko maarne se roka tha bhavishya ke pm ne.

moreover just to make fun of few whole religion is made fun of. offending and disgraceful. make fun of man not his religion. please.

marketdimer wrote:

moreover just to make fun of few whole religion is made fun of. offending and disgraceful. make fun of man not his religion. please.

sorry bhai,, pl. let me know, i will delete that post. never had any ill-intentions.

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