This is what ‘oh shit’ looks like

This is what your tax dollars look like

This is what McBurnt looks like

_{This is what a Nightmare looks like}

If cricket is a religion in India… . .
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then Ishant sharma is its Aasharam Bapu.

:/

Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what’s app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
Wife: I just wanted to see
the time (_)

I stayed up all night making this. I don’t know why.

Twins Kian and Remee. Born a minute apart – one black, one white, due to the rare combination of their parents genes (both parents have a white mother and a black father). They have just turned 7.

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/I...NN

Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.

“First body: Parsi 90 died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile Inspector”says the Coroner.

“Second body: “Goan 25 won a Lakh of rupees on the lottery spent it all on whisky.
Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked “What of the third body?”

“Ah” says the coroner"this is the most unusual one.
Banta Singh from Punjab 30 struck by lightning."

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“Thought he was having his picture taken.”
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My employee told me that he couldn’t get to work because he had a flat tire. This is the picture he texted me.

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/Q...SN

That awkward moment when you realize you are dating your deceased grandpa.

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/s...nE

Woke up from a nap to a text from a number I’ve never seen with this picture attached. Soon after they texted back saying wrong number.

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/S...R4

https://i.imgur.com/gallery...7Q

Sometimes, all people want is a little compliment

https://i.imgur.com/gallery...8m

I complained to my wife that she has way more karma than I do, she sent me this at work today.

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/w...KA

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/A...p5

Unbeatable Logic !

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.

Friend: Santa how is your MBA preparation?
Santa: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you’re married.
Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don’t.

Santa: Oh my God! That means you’re gay!

Lady Golfer Falls Down on her a$$,……..!

A woman was playing golf in Diplomatic Enclave in Delhi when she took a big swing and fell.
The 4 ball waiting behind her was a group from Delhi that included Rahul (Pappu) Gandhi.
Pappu quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,
“I’m Pappu Gandhi and I hope you’ll vote for Congress in the coming General Elections.

She laughed and quickly said,
“I fell on my a$$, not my head!”