Laughing is the best medicine... :D

एक कंजूस आदमी के घर मेहमान आया.
कंजूस – “भाईसाहब, ठंडा लेंगे या गरम ?”
मेहमान – “ठंडा…”
कंजूस – “जूस या कोल्डड्रिंक ?”
मेहमान – “कोल्ड ड्रिंक ले लूँगा .”
कंजूस – “स्टील के गिलास में लेंगे या कांच के गिलास में
… ?”
मेहमान – “कांच के गिलास में ले आओ …”
कंजूस – “प्लेन या डिजाइन वाला ?”
मेहमान (परेशान होते हुए ) – “अरे यार, डिजाइन वाले में
ही ले आओ … !”
कंजूस – “ओके, कौनसी डिजाइन पसंद है ?
लाइनों वाली या फूलों वाली ?”
मेहमान – “फूलों वाली.”
कंजूस – “कौन से फूल ? गुलाब के या चमेली के ?”
मेहमान – “गुलाब के.”
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कंजूस (अपनी बीवी से) – “लाजो, ज़रा देख तो गुलाब
के फूलों की डिजाइन वाला गिलास अपने घर में है
या नहीं ?”
बीवी – “नहीं है जी …”
कंजूस – “ओ त्तेरी ! नहीं है ?
…. चल फिर कोल्ड ड्रिंक रहने दे … भाईसाहब
को मजा नहीं आएगा…. !!!”

Old English Humour. ..
Puns for the educated minds

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

When chemists die, apparently they barium.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians able to settle here first? They had reservations.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because
she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York ’s police stations have been stolen. As of
now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro – what a rip off!

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100

metre ki race ho rahi thi…

Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…

Everybody started running except Santa.

Referee – y

r u not running…?

Santa – My number is 4

✏Dosto se problem share karna achha hai…..
Isliye nahi ki vo use solve ker dete hai per…..
Saale aise-aise solutions dete hain ki hum problem hi bhool jaate hai.
✏Indian Friendship is not about: “sorry”.
Its about: “saari galti teri thi”

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✏Indian Friendship is not about “THANKS”.
Its about :“koi Ehsaan nahi kiya mujhpe”

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : “I miss u”.
Its about “kahan mar gaye thay itne din”?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about :“I understand”.
Its about: “Hamesha main hi kyun samjhoon”?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about : “I’m happy 4 ur success”..
Itz about : “Chal beta treat de”?

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✏Indian Friendship is not about: “Are u coming to see us tomorrow”?
Itz about: “Dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chaap chal mere sath”.

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