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A BLONDE
She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared:
‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile:
’Well, little lady, why don’t you go give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde struggled with the ’gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration…..Son-of-a-bitch!!
THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT TOO !
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Creativity
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The Hitchhiker
Zig Ziglar
Many years ago when it was reasonably safe to do so, I picked up a hitchhiker just outside of Raleigh, North Carolina. As he sat down he announced that he had just been released from prison. I was shocked and more than a little concerned because the man was also drinking. I asked him why he had been in prison and he said he had been sent up for “bootlegging,” which meant he was making “moonshine” whiskey and selling it. Next I asked him if he had used the time in prison to prepare for a better future. He said yes, he had studied hard the entire time.
Then I asked him what he had learned. With considerable pride he told me that he had memorized the name of every county in every state in the United States and all the parishes in Louisiana. I was stunned and indicated as much, so he challenged me to test him with any state I chose. Since I had lived in South Carolina many years, I chose that state and he proceeded to demonstrate that he knew every county. I was convinced that he could do the same for the other states.
Here was a man who had a very good mind, but a limited education. Had he utilized his mind completely during the three years he had been incarcerated, he could have acquired knowledge that would have equipped him for a better life. Unfortunately, he didn’t and he is not alone. Many people go through life collecting trivia or useless information when they could invest their time more wisely.
Think about it. Study and learn the things that will make a difference in your life and I will see you at the top!
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Thanks for coming over my birthday !
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The ups and downs in life are also very important to keep us going, because a straight line even in an ECG means we are not alive..
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Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ……….customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Santa:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, Santa rocked
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How various wifes fight with their respective husbands…
Pilot’s wife: Jyaada udo mat…
📚Teacher’s wife: Mujhe mat sikhaao..
Painter’s wife: Thobda rang dungi…
Dhobi’s wife: Dho dungi…
🎭Actor’s wife: Naatak mat kar…
Dentist’s wife: Daat tod dungi..
CA’s wife: Hisaab se raho…
Engineer’s wife: sab parts dhile kar dungi..
🏤 Architect’s wife: sidhe raho nahi to daanche ki design change kar dungi…
& the Best one😛
Marketing person’s wife: jyaada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi…
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EK Pathan ek baniya ki shaadi me gaya.
shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwazy the. 1 pe Rishtedar dusre pe Dost likha tha.
pathan, dosto wale darwaze se enter huwa.
Aage phir 2 darwaze the,
1 pe Ladies dosre pe Gents likha tha.
Pathan, gents wale darwaze se enter hua.
wahan 2 or darwaze the,
1 pe Gift dene wala doosre pe Bina gift wala likha tha.
pathan bina gift waale darwazy mein enter ho gaya.
Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!
Aurrr likha tha:
sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi,
Baniya ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?
JA JA hawa khhaa..:’..
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Give this kid a medal
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Bitter man buys the house next door to his ex-wife and installs an interesting sculpture.
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Follow your dreams
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high jump
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FPD in making
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We had someone living in our house crawl space to!
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He’s a marine stationed in San Diego and this sign was posted in his squad bay next to the trashcan
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We ran out of toilet paper and asked our downstairs neighbor if we could borrow some. This is how it arrived, delivered to our door.
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Bar decorates their tables with seized fake IDs.
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Fixed an image I saw on r/gaming earlier today.
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Am I doing it right?
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Opened the locker at the gym today to find this
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