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I think it creates a little smile on everyone's face :D
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Got back my x-ray results. The cancer is gone! This will be my last week of chemo.
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Software Engineer
Just have a look at this conversation and then decide yourself whether you / children will marry a software engineer or not.
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Husband – Hi dear, I am logged in.
Wife – Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – Hard disk full.
Wife – Have you brought the Sari?
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – But I told you about it in morning
Husband – Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – Oh God ! Forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – Data type mismatch.
Wife – You are useless.
Husband – By default.
Wife – Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – System unstable press ctrl, alt, Del to reboot.
Wife – What is my value in your life?
Husband – Unknown virus detected.
Wife – Do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife – I will leave you for ever.
Husband – close all programs & log out for another user.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – it’s now safe to turn off your computer.
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Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non veg nhi khate.
Unke mohalle me sardar rahta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.
Chiken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Paadri se shikayat ki.
Paadri ne us Sardar se kaha tum ’’Christian’’ dharm swikaar kr lo
wo Sardaar maan gya
To Paadri ne Sardaar par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha "You born as a “Sikh” now you are a"Christian"
Next day fir Sardaar k ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha
Sardaar Chiken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,
“You born as “Chicken” but now you are “Potato”.. P
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non veg nhi khate.
Unke mohalle me sardar rahta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.
Chiken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Paadri se shikayat ki.
Paadri ne us Sardar se kaha tum ’’Christian’’ dharm swikaar kr lo
wo Sardaar maan gya
To Paadri ne Sardaar par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha "You born as a “Sikh” now you are a"Christian"
Next day fir Sardaar k ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha
Sardaar Chiken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,
“You born as “Chicken” but now you are “Potato”.. P
Dear Indian Brother……Avoid jokes on Hindus/Muslims/Sikhs/Christians/Buddhists/Parsis in public forum. 
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (don’t laugh).
As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, “What are all those clocks?”
Yamraj answered, “Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Rabri, “who’s clock is that?”
That’s Gautam Buddha’s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
“And whose clock is that?”
That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?”
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied Yamraj,
“I’m using it as a ceiling fan.
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Good times reveal part of your character; tough times reveal all of it.
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Just the drawings
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Something I never understood about the games that Origins finally clarified for me.
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“O” “o”…..
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it?”
“I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
’This is your asshole before prison………………
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Crosswalk in Germany lets you play Pong with someone across the street, while you wait to walk.
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जानवरों का अज़ब संसार*
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दुनिया में एक सांप ऐसा है
जो हर सेकंड में
0.5 सेंटीमीटर
बढ़ता है,
और
अगर वो अपना मुंह अपने
जिस्म के किसी भी हिस्से
को टच कर दे,,
तो वो फ़ौरन मर जाता है।
ये दुनिया का बेहद
ज़हरीला सांप है..
और
ये सांप
केवल
“Nokia” के
1100 मोबाइल की
“Games” में पाया
जाता है।
तवज्जो देकर
पढने के लिए
बहुत बहुत शुक्रिया।
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Rose in a dew drop
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Love vs. Marriage
Student asked a teacher, “What is love?”
The teacher said, “In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
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The student went to the field went through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered…maybe there must be a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… But thought maybe there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up and went back to the teacher empty handed.
The teacher told him, “…this is love… You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already missed the person….”
“What is marriage then?” the student asked.
The teacher said, “In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule again is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, “This time when you bring back a corn…. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. This is marriage.”
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The Guy’s Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write down this all Finally, the guys’ side of the story. We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind reader
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. U r in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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