I think it creates a little smile on everyone's face :D

I always wonder how the grapes created ?

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/2...1A

Dummy head used by John Anglin to fool prison guards while he and two other convicts escaped Alcatraz. 1962

Two businessmen in a new shopping mall…..

were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop…

As yet, the shop wasn’t ready,
with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other:
“I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked:

“What are you selling here?”

“We’re selling ass-holes.”

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said:

“Must be doing well…Only you two are left!."

Lesson here:
Don’t mess with old people ! ! !

Last Wish
The Pope lay dying. He sent a message for Sonia Gandhi and Chidambaram to come to the hospital.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.

As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
For a time, no one said anything.

Both Sonia Gandhi and Chidambaram were touched and flattered that the Pope would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because he had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, Sonia asked, “Father, why did you ask the two of us to come here?”

The Pope mustered all his strength, and then said weakly,

“Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I’d like to go.”

Lend your friend $20; if he doesn’t pay you back then he’s not your friend. Money well spent

Total Disaster !

Two friends were walking but suddenly they stopped.

1st : Oh my god !! my girl friend & my wife r coming together…!!!

2nd : Damn Mine too…!!

वकील: "माई लार्ड,
कानून की किताब के पेज
नंबर15 के मुताबिक मेरे
मुवक्किल को बा-इज्जत
बरी किया जाये।
जज: “किताब पेश
की जाये।”
किताब पेश की गयी, जज
ने पेज नंबर 15
खोला तो उसमें 1000 के 10
नोट थे।
जज मुस्कुराते हुए बोला:
“बहुत खूब, इस तरह के2
सबूत और पेश किये जाये।”"

He is a very lucky guy a best friend help him out 4 the final answer.

He became a millionaire.

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.

“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, "but for a million Euros you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend.

Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"

“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow

b) Thrush,

c) Magpie,

d) Cuckoo?"

“I haven’t got a clue.” said Mick,
‘’So I’ll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him

“Damn hell, Mick!” cried Paddy.
“Dat’s simple it’s a cuckoo.”
“Are you sure?”

“I’m damn sure.”

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,
“I’ll go with cuckoo as my answer.”

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.

“Dat it is.”

There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed,
“Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you’ve won 1 million Euros!”

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”

“Because he lives in a damn clock!”

Manmohan:
Knock knock

Sonia:
Who’s there

Manmohan:
No response

Sonia:
h1. Manmohan, is that you?

True appreciation

Paul Harvey in one of his radio broadcasts, “The Rest of the Story”, told how showing sincere appreciation can change a person’s life. He reported that years ago a teacher in Detroit asked Stevie Morris to help her find a mouse that was lost in the classroom. You see, she appreciated the fact that nature had given Stevie something no one else in the room had. Nature had given Stevie a remarkable pair of ears to compensate for his blind eyes. But this was really the first time Stevie had been shown appreciation for those talented ears. Now, years later, he says that this act of appreciation was the beginning of a new life. You see, from that time he developed his gift of hearing and went on to become, under the stage name of Stevie Wonder, one of the great pop singers and songwriters of the seventies.