#I am so middle class

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2013-04-13

In case you missed it, this is the compilation of some of my #IamSoMiddleClass tweets which is going viral on FB and TWITTER

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I might spend 50 rs on a Samosa in the food court of a theater but would never buy a $0.99 app from the App store.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when they say ‘Your call is important to us’ I begin to feel important.

#IAmSoMiddleClass That even if I am in a deepsleep I’ll answer ‘Regular’ when the waiter asks ‘Mineral water or Regular water’

#IAmSoMiddleClass That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a Lunch Buffet.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IamSoMiddleClass I get really sad when someone tells me post a wedding party ‘Arey yaar tumne Jalebi miss kar di, panipuri ke left me thi’

#IAmSoMiddleClass dat when i buy a Crocin, i update my Fb status ‘’Hey! Finally bought a Tablet for myself’’

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i preferred buying a dvd of ‘Mere Dad Ki Maruti’ over ‘Ferrari ki sawaari’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I go to the mall just to enjoy the air-conditioned environment

#IAmSoMiddleClass this is my laptop*

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that mai sofey pe baith kr TV par aati hui har cheej (news,program) ko dekhkar gaali deta hun…

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I bargain n let 100 rikshaws go till the charges are according to my choice

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I’ve kept my college ID photo as my Facebook profile picture.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I play cricket I bowl a Middle stump line

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping too.

This is what i call a good day at twitter 10+ RT,10+ fav , 6 Replies and 84 followers… #IAmSoMiddleClass that I actually counted that.

#IAmSoMiddleClass, a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

#IamSoMiddleClass that i watched Chota-chetan instead of Harry Potter so can tweet about #IAmSoMiddleClass .

#IamSoMIddleClass I tweet this tag even after it has stopped trending.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I still have an Orkut account

#iamsomiddleclass that i dont throw old shirt so that i can use them during Holi and when cutting hair in saloon.

#IAmSoMiddleClass when I’m running out of a soap bar, I take it’s remainder and stick it onto a brand new full soap bar.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I buy Broccoli and Avocados for 300 rupees, but still ask for some Dhaniya free.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I pronounce it ‘Schedule’ and not ‘Skedule’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I surf the net for hours, searching for the cheapest Bangkok tour

#IfIWasAtPepsiIPL i would be carrying this poster with me!:P *

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when my net is about to expire, I’ll make sure every MB is used.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I will full my tank the day petrol price hike is announced

#Iamsomiddleclass that i keep ‘AllOut’ switched on without refilling so that i can fool the mosquitoes.

#IAmSoMiddleClass the pocha used by the baii used to be my favourite t-shirt. Until yesterday.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t remove airline baggage tags from my bag for months after I’ve landed

#IAmsoMiddleClass that i randomly insert numbers in conversations. Eg.. Tujhe 38 baar bola hai, aisa mat kar

#IamSoMiddleClass I dream of buying a pair of Ray-Bans before turning 40.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that buying a 2BHK is the only purpose of my life.

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rajdesidime

2013-04-13

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lol…atlest half of’em applies to me…

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028063

Utsav

2013-04-13

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rajdesidime wrote:

lol…atlest half of’em applies to me…

Some Applies With Me Too….

Suggested For The Emotional Feelings Behind The Post…..

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028075

wolf

2013-04-13

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#IAmSoMiddleClass If I Read In Newspaper That Income-tax Raid On One Place I Wish That One Day They Raid On My Home

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028091

Mr.A

2013-04-13

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that I might spend 50 rs on a Samosa in the food court of a theater but would never buy a $0.99 app from the App store.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when my net is about to expire, I’ll make sure every MB is used

Classic

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028109

Ashwin2012

2013-04-13

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Utsav wrote:

rajdesidime wrote:

lol…atlest half of’em applies to me…

Some Applies With Me Too….

Suggested For The Emotional Feelings Behind The Post…..

Ditto

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028111

Mr.A

2013-04-13

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Some that apply on DD

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will buy every sankalp item in multiple quantities even after knowing most will not be shipped and then blame sankalp/arta

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will buy every tradus 1 , 3 rs deals

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will search deals for 50 off on 55 coupons also

#IAmSoMiddleClass that if a product is cheapest on Flipkart then i will try to find that product in hs18,tradus,shopclues to get it even cheaper somewhere but will never buy from flipkart

This is suited for days gone between 12 – 19 march

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will wake up 7:45 everyday and try Grabb one 100 % coupon even though i have a 2g connection and it takes forever to open ebay.in homepage

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will try applying 100 % coupon even though my product value is more than 1000 rs

Guys add yours too

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028117

Qwerty

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2013-04-13

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Mr.A wrote:

Some that apply on DD

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will buy every sankalp item in multiple quantities even after knowing most will not be shipped and then blame sankalp/arta

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will buy every tradus 1 , 3 rs deals

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will search deals for 50 off on 55 coupons also

#IAmSoMiddleClass that if a product is cheapest on Flipkart then i will try to find that product in hs18,tradus,shopclues to get it even cheaper somewhere but will never buy from flipkart

This is suited for days gone between 12 – 19 march

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will wake up 7:45 everyday and try Grabb one 100 % coupon even though i have a 2g connection and it takes forever to open ebay.in homepage

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will try applying 100 % coupon even though my product value is more than 1000 rs

Guys add yours too

Hahahahaha…

Best among the lot!!

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028119

Mr.A

2013-04-13

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will never buy an antivirus/game/movie/music/ebook even if it is sold for 7 rs and will download it from torrent even it takes 7 hours to find a working link

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028303

Alpha.Barood

2013-04-14

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Mr.A wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will never buy an antivirus/game/movie/music/ebook even if it is sold for 7 rs and will download it from torrent even it takes 7 hours to find a working link

Gazab !

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028312

jatt_is_att

2013-04-14

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that i hate it when i get
toffees instead of change!

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028317

jatt_is_att

2013-04-14

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#iamsomiddleclass that i buy jean for Rs.2000..bt dnt buy 15 rs ki bottle..even if im thirsty.!

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028318

Alpha.Barood

2013-04-14

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Mr.A wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that if a product is cheapest on Flipkart then i will try to find that product in hs18,tradus,shopclues to get it even cheaper somewhere but will never buy from flipkart

Guys add yours too

#IAmSuchaDimer that if a deal is showing price comparison screen shot , i still try to find some extra coupon/better coupon.

#IAmSuchaDimer that evem of Magic Box lost its charm, i still check the offer, so not to miss.

#IAmSuchaDimer that missing RE 1/- chappal is lost opportunity on yebhi

#IAmSuchaDimer that i use BB discount code with GVs in discount, purchased in EMIs, also look on the payback points and Rewardpoints on cc

#IAmSuchaDimer that i postpone the purchase till 11.59 PM, to let it appear on next date in cc bill, if my cc billing date is near.

#IAmSuchaDimer that a Topup smartbytes (extra download package) on mobile after using 95 % of the package limit.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i renew the railway pass according to my planned vacation.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i reuse the BB polybag for next shopping. (although environment friendly)

#IAmSuchaDimer that i book some ticket on irctc and cross the browser just after entering VBV password, so that the amount is debited but the ticket is not issued.
(so that the current bill of cc is reduced by that amount and it is rollovered to next cycle without any intt./penalty)

#IAmSuchaDimer that i repost all JDD, mega deal without doing proper search for the sake of credit.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i remind anthrax for my contest winning unsettelled.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i am willing to pay Rs 40-/ Rs 60/- shipping to redeem Rs 100/- code, even if the item is NOT readily required.

#IAmSuchaDimer that the cashew purchased in deal seems more tasty than Diwali Gift or even if arrived from Good Hotel Basket

#IAmSuchaDimer that i cover all snacks/sweets on table, without topping up each time, for diwali guests.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i keep the slightly NOT ok apple/orange for more 1-2 days, before finally giving to maid.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i keep the New Year calender for flattening under the mattresses till it becomes TOO OLD for gifting.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i pick the mints/chips from Hotel room before check out , even if I am not sure about the flavour/taste.

#IAmSuchadimer that i use the Hotel Coorg/Andman shampoo or lotion, to freshenup my memories of the vacation spent there, so never forget to pick up the kit as our right.

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028320

Alpha.Barood

2013-04-14

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jatt_is_att wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i hate it when i get
toffees instead of change!

Even if the counter sales girl is sweet ?

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028325

Mr.A

2013-04-14

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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

Mr.A wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that if a product is cheapest on Flipkart then i will try to find that product in hs18,tradus,shopclues to get it even cheaper somewhere but will never buy from flipkart

Guys add yours too

#IAmSuchaDimer that if a deal is showing price comparison screen shot , i still try to find some extra coupon/better coupon.

#IAmSuchaDimer that evem of Magic Box lost its charm, i still check the offer, so not to miss.

#IAmSuchaDimer that missing RE 1/- chappal is lost opportunity on yebhi

#IAmSuchaDimer that i use BB discount code with GVs in discount, purchased in EMIs, also look on the payback points and Rewardpoints on cc

#IAmSuchaDimer that i postpone the purchase till 11.59 PM, to let it appear on next date in cc bill, if my cc billing date is near.

#IAmSuchaDimer that a Topup smartbytes (extra download package) on mobile after using 95 % of the package limit.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i renew the railway pass according to my planned vacation.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i reuse the BB polybag for next shopping. (although environment friendly)

#IAmSuchaDimer that i book some ticket on irctc and cross the browser just after entering VBV password, so that the amount is debited but the ticket is not issued.
(so that the current bill of cc is reduced by that amount and it is rollovered to next cycle without any intt./penalty)

#IAmSuchaDimer that i repost all JDD, mega deal without doing proper search for the sake of credit.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i remind anthrax for my contest winning unsettelled.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i am willing to pay Rs 40-/ Rs 60/- shipping to redeem Rs 100/- code, even if the item is NOT readily required.

#IAmSuchaDimer that the cashew purchased in deal seems more tasty than Diwali Gift or even if arrived from Good Hotel Basket

#IAmSuchaDimer that i cover all snacks/sweets on table, without topping up each time, for diwali guests.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i keep the slightly NOT ok apple/orange for more 1-2 days, before finally giving to maid.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i keep the New Year calender for flattening under the mattresses till it becomes TOO OLD for gifting.

#IAmSuchaDimer that i pick the mints/chips from Hotel room before check out , even if I am not sure about the flavour/taste.

#IAmSuchadimer that i use the Hotel Coorg/Andman shampoo or lotion, to freshenup my memories of the vacation spent there, so never forget to pick up the kit as our right.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i completely change the hashtag to suit my lines

good lines Ha ha

#iamsomiddleclass that i buy jean for Rs.2000..bt dnt buy 15 rs ki bottle..even if im thirsty.!

ha ha good one

#iamsomiddleclass that i will buy 30 rs Pepsi bottle and after drinking it still continue to feel thirsty but will not buy even a small 10 rs water bottle

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028327

nks8129

2013-04-14

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ishandon wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a Lunch Buffet.*

this applies to most of the people

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028446

bestbuddy

2013-04-14

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Nice share bhai, likewise others many of them applies to me….:-P

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028476

sjb

2013-04-14

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that I browse DD for hours to buy things I don’t really need

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028796

bhavik2891

2013-04-14

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sjb wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I browse DD for hours to buy things I don’t really need

applies to 99% dimers
aaj k zamane main kaun ujala use karta hi…

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028797

bhavik2891

2013-04-14

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that i went HP petrol pump at 11.45 pm which is 3kms away from my house on 14th feb to fill 100rs. worth petrol

#IAmSoMiddleClass that am giving an mscl from my each an evry frnds cell to get an 200 off BB coupon #IAmSoMiddleClass that i pray 4 pizza not to be delivered witjin 30 minutes (after applying BOGO)

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028803

neoman

2013-04-14

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bhavik2891 wrote:

sjb wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I browse DD for hours to buy things I don’t really need

applies to 99% dimers
aaj k zamane main kaun ujala use karta hi…

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028821

login33

2013-04-14

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028830

neoman

2013-04-14

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login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline

True Dimers Think Alike.

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028833

Utsav

2013-04-14

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neoman wrote:

login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline

True Dimers Think Alike.

But I Dont believe In Abusing….

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028847

BUTTERFLYBOY

2013-04-14

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Utsav wrote:

But I Dont believe In Abusing….

Utsav bhai to bas tabhi respond karte h jab saamne se missile aati h pahle.

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028850

bhavik2891

2013-04-14

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neoman wrote:

login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline

True Dimers Think Alike.

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028853

Utsav

2013-04-14

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BUTTERFLYBOY wrote:

Utsav wrote:

But I Dont believe In Abusing….

Utsav bhai to bas tabhi respond karte h jab saamne se missile aati h pahle.

True…I M Saintly by Nature…..

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028858

BUTTERFLYBOY

2013-04-14

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Utsav wrote:

True…I M Saintly by Nature…..

Saint hmmmm…:D

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028870

drupal

2013-04-14

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Good deal VUnS

https://www.desidime.com/discussions/i-am-so-middle-class?page=1#post_1028876

login33

2013-04-14

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Utsav wrote:

neoman wrote:

login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline

True Dimers Think Alike.

But I Dont believe In Abusing….