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You must have seen the jokes on 9x channel, here is to remind them
I would have given him 100%...
This person is a genius!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A In his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page
Q3. Hudson River flows in which state?
A. Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a Man go eight days without sleeping ?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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The United Way of Kenya realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer.
So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying,“Our research shows that even though your annual income is over twenty million Shillings, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?” The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, “First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?” Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, “Uh… no, I didn’t know that.” “Secondly,” says the lawyer, “my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.” The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. “Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?” The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, “I’m sorry, I had no idea” And the lawyer says, “So… if I didn’t give any money to them, what in the hell makes you think I’d ever give any to you?”
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Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
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chacha ka nuskha !
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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: “Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni
Do”..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE
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Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..
Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??
Araddhya- Big B..
Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??
Araddhya- Miss World..
Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??
Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji…
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Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.
Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him….
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Conversation between nadella and relatives:
Nadella: I’m the CEO of microsoft
Relatives: you didn’t get into infy? î
Nadella: don’t you know
Microsoft? We make windows!
Relatives: you studied so much to end up being a carpenter? î
Nadella: not real windows! We make and sell the windows
software.
Relatives: people buy windows software? We thought it’s open source and available on all torrent websites.
Nadella: that’s piracy! î
Relatives: no, it’s ‘windows’. What kind of a CEO are you? đ
Nadella: I’m the CEO of Microsoft. Not just windows.
Relatives: oh ok. Bring us
ipods and iPhones when you come here. î
Nadella: ah forget it. î
Nadella’s Neighbour Aunty: “Aur Beta, kya kar rhe ho aajkal?”
Kuch nahi Aunty,
bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana.
“Acha hai, humara golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya.. Tumne nahi apply kiya tha TCS mein?”
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Height of
literacy in Kerala:
A beggar was crying.
A policeman passing by asked him, ‘What is matter?’
Beggar:Matter is anything that occupies space and has
mass.
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Boy – Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad – Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
100
Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond.!
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BEAUTY SECRETS FOR LADIES
đ¸Clean your heart daily with forgiveness.
đ¸Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always.
đ¸Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
đ¸Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.
đŤ
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