Ye kab sudhrenge {{All in the family }}

Husband vs. Wife- IPL special
Husband & Wife watching an IPL cricket match together:

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Brett Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It’s Bangalore vs. Kolkata.

Wife : Is the umpire calling for a helicopter ?

Husband : No. It’s a Free Hit.

Wife : Now who is he saying “Hi” to ?

Husband : He is signalling a “Bye” run.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband turns off the TV.

Wife Immediately Turns it on again and starts watching Saraswati Chandra.

Husband: Who is Saraswati Chandra here?

Wife: Don’t you dare to disturb me….

Jokes: Jewish Logic !!

A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi and asks:
“Yankele and Yosele are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?”
The wise old Rabbi answers,
“Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one.”
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If a married Jewish man is walking alone in a park and expresses an opinion without anybody hearing him, is he still wrong?

My father said, “Marry a girl who has the same belief as the family.”
I said: “Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I’m a schmuck?”
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Jewish Marriage advice:
“Don’t marry a beautiful person. They may leave you. Of course, an ugly person may leave you too. But who cares?”

The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”

The Frenchman says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.”

The Russian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.”

The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have beer.”

The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.”

The Jew says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.”
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A Dog’s Life

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me; I gave him a few pats on his head.
He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: ‘I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.’

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
‘He lives in a home, with my non-stop chatting and nagging wife, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep……
Can I come with him tomorrow?

could someone tell me…what exactly is the point of taking this picture?!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe
- Albert Einstein

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe
- Albert Einstein

This is a story of two brothers. One was a drug addict and a drunker who frequently beat up his family. The other one was a very successful businessman who was respected in society and had a wonderful family.

Some people wanted to find out why two brothers from the same parents, brought up in the same environment, could be so different.

The first one was asked, “How come you do what you do? You are a drug addict, a drunk, and you beat your family. What motivates you?”

He said, “My father.” They asked, “What about your father?”

The reply was, “My father was a drug addict, a drunk and he beat his family. What do you expect me to be? That is what I am.”

They went to the brother who was doing everything right and asked him the same question. “How come you are doing everything right? What is your source of motivation?”

And guess what he said? “My father. When I was a little boy, I used to see my dad drunk and doing all the wrong things. I made up my mind that that is not what I wanted to be.”

Both were deriving their strength and motivation from the same source, but one was using it positively and the other negatively. Negative motivation brings the desire to take the easier way which ends up being the tougher way.

Conclusion

These types of reactions are common.
(1) A son fed up with some of his fathers ways, adopts mature paths.
(2) A son follows the fathers ways, ipso facto, maybe transmitted by the genes.

These types of reactions are common.
(1) A son fed up with some of his fathers ways, adopts mature paths.
(2) A son follows the fathers ways, ipso facto, maybe transmitted by the genes.