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A Dream Song of a Husband to his Wife -
“Chalo Ek Baar Phir Se Ajnabee Ban Jaye Hum Dono
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1. Marriages are made, in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
2. After marriage, the husband and the wife, become two sides of a coin. They can’t face each other, but they still stay together.
3. Married life, is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks, and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks, and the man listens. In the third year of marriage, they both speak, and the neighbors listen.
4. When a man opens the door of his car, for his wife, you can be sure, of one thing. Either his car is new, or the wife is.
5. Marriage is, when a man and a woman, become as one. The trouble starts, when they try to decide, which one.
6. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night, thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep, before she finishes.
7. Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows, only one wife.
8. They say, when a man holds a woman’s hand, before marriage, that is LOVE. After marriage, that is SELF DEFENSE.
9. A wife becomes a, “SEX OBJECT”, when every time that the husband asks for sex, she objects!
10. Marriage is the only war, where you get to sleep, with the enemy.
11. There are two four-letter words, that are offensive to men, in marriage: “don’t” and “stop”, unless they are used, together (“don’t stop”).
12. Marriage is an institution, where the man loses his Bachelor’s Degree, and the woman gets her Master’s Degree.
13. In marriage, a man can have words, with his wife. But a woman can have paragraphs, with her husband.
14. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution, for the blind.
16. LOVE, is a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE, is the alarm clock.
17. When a newly married man, looks happy, we know why. But when a man who has been married for 10 years, looks happy, we wonder why.
18. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. A LIFE SENTENCE. BUT IT’S A LIFE SENTENCE, WORTH LIVING. AS YOUR LIFE PARTNER WOULD BE THE ONLY PATRIOTIC SUPPORTER, TO REMAIN WITH YOU, ONCE ALL OTHERS HAVE LEFT YOU!
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The pastor’s false teeth.
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up…
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An elderly man is on his death bed and although he can feel the end is near, he smells a lovely aroma and realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite cakes.
He finds the strength to drag his knackered body to the kitchen, as his frail withered hand reaches up to the table, he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon as his wife shouts
“noooooooooo THEY’RE FOR THE FUNERAL.”
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Remote shopping
“Cash, cheque or charge?” the billing clerk at a store asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet he noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” he asked.
“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”
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Bimari
HUSBAND Ne Bola:
Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai. !!
..Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunai Nahi Deta, Kyu Mein Sunta Hooo ?
Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,.!!
..Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
1. Marriages are made, in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
2. After marriage, the husband and the wife, become two sides of a coin. They can’t face each other, but they still stay together.
3. Married life, is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks, and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks, and the man listens. In the third year of marriage, they both speak, and the neighbors listen.
4. When a man opens the door of his car, for his wife, you can be sure, of one thing. Either his car is new, or the wife is.
5. Marriage is, when a man and a woman, become as one. The trouble starts, when they try to decide, which one.
6. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night, thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep, before she finishes.
7. Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows, only one wife.
8. They say, when a man holds a woman’s hand, before marriage, that is LOVE. After marriage, that is SELF DEFENSE.
9. A wife becomes a, “SEX OBJECT”, when every time that the husband asks for sex, she objects!
10. Marriage is the only war, where you get to sleep, with the enemy.
11. There are two four-letter words, that are offensive to men, in marriage: “don’t” and “stop”, unless they are used, together (“don’t stop”).
12. Marriage is an institution, where the man loses his Bachelor’s Degree, and the woman gets her Master’s Degree.
13. In marriage, a man can have words, with his wife. But a woman can have paragraphs, with her husband.
14. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution, for the blind.
16. LOVE, is a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE, is the alarm clock.
17. When a newly married man, looks happy, we know why. But when a man who has been married for 10 years, looks happy, we wonder why.
18. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. A LIFE SENTENCE. BUT IT’S A LIFE SENTENCE, WORTH LIVING. AS YOUR LIFE PARTNER WOULD BE THE ONLY PATRIOTIC SUPPORTER, TO REMAIN WITH YOU, ONCE ALL OTHERS HAVE LEFT YOU!
Nice one Barood bhai!
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Man’s Depression
- Business Slow Chal raha hai..
- Payment nahin aa rahi hai..
- Credit card ka bill pay krna hai..
- Family ki demands poori krni hai…
Woman’’s Depression
- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye…
..abhi tak ek bhi
LIKE ya comment nahi aaya hai…. 
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Husband- dubai ja raha hu…
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana
Husband- singapore ja raha hu….
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana
Husband- london ja raha hu
Wife- perfumes leke aana
Husband- narak 👹me ja raha hu….
* Wife- enjoy yourself..*…🙋
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Sardar calls wife :Ghar nahin aa sakta.
Car ka steering-Break-Gear sab chori ho gaye.
After 1hr, he calls:Aa raha hoon,
galti se pichhli seat pe baith gaya tha….
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HUSBAND SENT A SMS TO WIFE :
" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you, you r my ange l Thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You’re Great "
SHE REPLIED :
" Maar liya Na Chautha Peg ??? Ghar aao phir batati hoon
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1813 – Women Had No Rights.
1913 – Women Fought For Their Rights.
2013 – Women Are Always Right…
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Gujju Ne Bola:
Today I’m Going to Watch “Mission Impossible” tonite. !!
Santa: Bola Kya On Cable or at Theatre?
Gujju: Na Na !! Not the Film, !! aaj My Wife has Bought Slim Fit Jeans & she is going to Try it. Tonight !!!
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THIS ONE IS..AWWSMM.. !!
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burnt.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too
skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The Doctor and wife promised to the man that they would tell no one about where the skin came from.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby
face!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”
My darling," she replied, “I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
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NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN
Man on phone: Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”
She says,
“I did.. They’re in your fishing box..
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