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Men as they age
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says:
‘George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’
George replies:
‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the Bathroom, poof! The light goes on when I open the door. When I’m done, poof! The light goes out when I shut the door.
‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the Doctor calls George’s wife.
‘Ethel,’ he says, ‘George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light comes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof! The light goes off?’
‘Oh my God!’ Ethel exclaims.
“That stupid idiot is pissing in the fridge again.”
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Please Pass the Biscuits
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every
now and then.
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast
after a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage,
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.
I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was
reach for his Biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at
school.
I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing
my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits.
And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned biscuits.”
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if
he really liked his biscuits burned.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day
at work today and she’s real tired.
And besides… A burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things… And imperfect people.
I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and
anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each
other’s faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most
important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
So…please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!
Life is too short to wake up with regrets… Love the people who treat
you right and forget about the ones who don’t.
ENJOY LIFE NOW – IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE !
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Low Battery (The caller of the year)
A Young man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as
“LOW BATTERY”
Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his WIFE takes the phone and plugs it in to the charger.
Give that man a Gold medal !!!!
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Natural disasters just happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around &
No one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen
Victim – me and you.
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Beware
A woman is always right, just sometimes (I say, always) confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, senseless, unchangeable & even downright stupid; but never wrong..!
I read a quote on a boy’s T-shirt:
99% females are beautiful, remaining 1% are working in my office!
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Low Battery (The caller of the year)
A Young man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as
“LOW BATTERY”
Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his WIFE takes the phone and plugs it in to the charger.
Give that man a Gold medal !!!!
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Quote – _Lady Dorothy Nevill_
*
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place,
but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.*
jabardast bat kahi hai aapne
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To all happily married couples, please Listen to what Confucius the scholar has to teach us.
This is even more brilliant after all it comes from Confucius.
“Speak only when you feel that your Words are better than your Silence.”
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Wondering
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest like me get married and wonder what happened !
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The Warehouse Outing
Fred asked his wife Mary if she would go to Builders Warehouse and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set.
When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, “How much is that tap set?”
The employee replied, "That’s a gold plated tap set and the price is £2499.99
Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is a very expensive tap set. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.”
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The employee said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the employee yelled. “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?”
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, “No, but I will for the tap set.”
—
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist:
“Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch and a gold Rolex.”
The confused artist said:
“But you’re not wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” she said.
“But if I die before my husband, I’m sure my husband will remarry.
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery...! >=) =))
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Contd.
Then the poor hubby will go to
Firstcry mode .
Later he will get some shopclues ideas,
Will search for deals from damn me.com,
Will get his facewash for brainwashing,
Under healthkart BOGO. offer.
Shall take satvik herbs,
And yebhi loot booty.
When cc ask the bills,
He will be shown all stars by timtara.
She will ask pran like bagittoday ,
He will adamant like Infi.
And neighbors order poison,
But it will never be served by idiotfry.
Tks to understand the puzzle,
U won gold coin chocolate.
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h2.
I Believe…
That just because two people argue,
It doesn’t mean they don’t love each other.
And just because they don’t argue,
It doesn’t mean they do love each other.
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*Listen first before assuming
I have a drinking problem!
Don’t assume too much…*
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omg barood! i am already ur fan. i see this thread now for the first time and i lov ur jokes. never heard these jokes in my life b 4. i read few and will read all now regularly at leisure.
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blue_heavens wrote:
omg barood! i am already ur fan. i see this thread now for the first time and i lov ur jokes. never heard these jokes in my life b 4. i read few and will read all now regularly at leisure.
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i think u dont use this funcion ?
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you can tick in the monitor topic tab to follow any thread on dd,
u can view the fresh post by left green logo, its good to save time !
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Wondering
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest like me get married and wonder what happened !
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blue_heavens wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Wondering
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest like me get married and wonder what happened !i m confused now. i thought u were a gal. then u shld hv replaced “men” with “people” in this joke which u pasted. lol offcourse u r joking. haha:twisted:
All gals are the GF/wife of the men in third category !
i have too (only 1)
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@barood. thankyou madam. now i ticked onto ur threads. seems u r a queen here , this place is flooded by ur posts. u r realy a barood! i will read ur jokes which hv cracked me up. i will post mine few jokes too if they r not already posted by u.
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blue_heavens wrote:
@barood. thankyou madam. now i ticked onto ur threads. seems u r a queen here , this place is flooded by ur posts. u r realy a barood! i will read ur jokes which hv cracked me up. i will post mine few jokes too if they r not already posted by u.
Why so ?
u can call me sir or bhai !
tum kab sudhroge ?
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i m totally confused. i dont remember where i read u as female. r u trying to pose as a male and joking out here.
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blue_heavens wrote:
i m totally confused. i dont remember where i read u as female. r u trying to pose as a male and joking out here.
stop this imagination, why should i do that ?
sorry for using above line, but this is repeated third time.
pl. PM
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