🔉🎷🎵🎼🎤 Baroodiction ™ √ known + unknown + uncoined terms ¶¶¶

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You will love these!

New words:

Errorist :
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

Askhole :
A person who constantly ask for your advice,
yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Ambitchous :
Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Dudevorce :
When two male best friends officially end their friendship
over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Nonversation :
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated,
explained or otherwise elaborated upon.
Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

Destinesia :
When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you
were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.

Unkeyboardinated :
Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination;
unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

Cellfish :
Those who continue to talk on their cell phone,
oblivious to the effect on others around them.

Textpectation :
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

Carcolepsy :
The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves,
such as trains, planes, and buses.

Hiberdating :
Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Did you know?

A SHOT OF WHISKEY:
In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey.
If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink.
This became known as a “shot” of whiskey.

THE WHOLE NINE YARDS:
American fighter planes in WWII had machine guns that were fed by a
belt of cartridges. The average plane held belts that were 27 feet (9 yards) long.
If the pilot used up all his ammo he was said to have given it the whole nine yards.

BUYING THE FARM:
This is synonymous with dying. During WW1 soldiers were given life insurance policies
worth $5,000. This was about the price of an average farm so if you died you
“bought the farm” for your survivors.

IRON CLAD CONTRACT:
This came about from the ironclad ships of the Civil War. It meant
something so strong it could not be broken.

PASSING THE BUCK / THE BUCK STOPS HERE:
Most men in the early west carried a jack knife made by the Buck knife company.
When playing poker it as common to place one of these Buck knives in front of the
dealer so that everyone knew who he was. When it was time for a new dealer the deck
of cards and the knife were given to the new dealer. If this person didn’t want to deal
he would “pass the buck” to the next player. If that player accepted then “the buck stopped there.”

RIFF RAFF:
The Mississippi River was the main way of traveling from north to south.
Riverboats carried passengers and freight but they were
expensive so most people used rafts. Everything had the right of way over rafts
which were considered cheap. The steering oar on the rafts was called a “riff” and
this transposed into riff-raff, meaning low class.

COBWEB:
The Old English word for “spider” was “cob.”

SHIP STATE ROOMS:
Traveling by steamboat was considered the height of comfort.
Passenger cabins on the boats were not numbered. Instead
they were named after states. To this day cabins on ships are called staterooms.

SLEEP TIGHT:
Early beds were made with a wooden frame.
Ropes were tied across the frame in a criss-cross pattern.
A straw mattress was then put on top of the ropes.
Over time the ropes stretched, causing the bed to sag.
The owner would then tighten the ropes to get a better night’s sleep.

SHOWBOAT:
These were floating theaters built on a barge that was pushed by a steamboat.
These played small town along the Mississippi River.
Unlike the boat shown in the movie “Showboat,” these did not have an engine.
They were gaudy and attention grabbing which is why
we say someone who is being the life of the party is “showboating.”

OVER A BARREL:
In the days before CPR, a drowning victim would be placed face down over
a barrel and the barrel would be rolled back and forth in a effort to empty the
lungs of water. It was rarely effective. If you are over a barrel you are in deep trouble.

BARGE IN:
Heavy freight was moved along the Mississippi in large barges pushed by
steamboats. These were hard to control and would sometimes
swing into piers or other boats. People would say they “barged in.”

HOGWASH:
Steamboats carried both people and animals.
Since pigs smelled so bad they would be washed before
being put on board. The mud and other filth that was washed off was
considered useless “hog wash.”

CURFEW:
The word “curfew” comes from the French phrase “couvre-feu,” which means
“cover the fire.” It was used to describe the time of blowing but
all lamps and candles. It was later adopted into Middle English as “curfeu,”
which later became the modern “curfew.” In the early American colonies homes had
no real fireplaces so a fire was built in the center of the room. In order to make
sure a fire did not get out of control during the night it was required that, by
an agreed upon time, all fires would be covered with a clay pot called a “curfew.”

BARRELS OF OIL:
When the first oil wells were drilled they had made no provision for
storing the liquid so they used water barrels.
That is why, to this day, we speak of barrels of oil rather than gallons.

HOT OFF THE PRESS:
As the paper goes through the rotary printing press,
friction causes it to heat up. Therefore,
if you grab the paper right off the press it’s hot.
The expression means to get immediate information.

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@rajasekharstrikes

Christmas now ?

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@Plato Thx For Cristmas Gift



@rajasekharstrikes

Christmas now ?

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“Never bend your head. Always hold it high.
Look the world straight in the eye.”

~ Helen Keller

“Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.”

~ Antisthenes

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.

~ Jack London

Courage doesn’t always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying,
“I will try again tomorrow.”

~ Mary Anne Radmacher

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.

~ Anonymous

“Ideals are like stars;
you will not succeed in touching them with your hands.
But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters,
you choose them as your guides,
and following them you will reach your destiny.”

~ Carl Schurz

“Who dares nothing, need hope for nothing.”

~ Johann von Schiller

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maliya= mal+liya
jiskai nam pai hi mal lejanai ka clue ho pata nai bank waley kese mal dediye.

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